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Chloe Wang, the US-Beijing experiment

Posted on 29 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

The Nettwerk Music group is an American music company that began to produce Mandarin-language, Beijing-based American artists, and Chloe Wang is their latest product.

Chloe is from Chicago, who apparently was not aware of China until the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Funny how that works. Her father is Chinese and I presume her mother is Caucasian, she looks mixed. She shares the same producers asf Madonna, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, lets just hope she does not follow their footsteps TOO closely. Otherwise you’ll have a pregnant, pre-pubescent, buck-toothed embodiment of controversy – who is bilingual. Full article at CRI English.

Here’s her latest music video titled “Uh Oh”, and yes, its in Mandarin:

She looks great. Dancing could be improved but that can be arranged. Just can’t wait until she follows her predecessors and have her precious innocence stripped away..

-phibz.

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The Cove

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The Cove – A Film We All Need To Watch

Posted on 28 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

I have heard in passing about the dolphin killings in Taiji, Japan but never got the grasp with the whole situation until a friend sent me this trailer. I am not a huge animal-hugger and I do believe that natural selection or survival of the fittest applies somewhat to modern life. This film is dolphins, conspiracy theories, poison, public jeopardy and ultimately, a documentary. This I have to see.

Critics say its a cross between Flipper and The Bourne Identity, because of all the state-of-the-art surveillance equipment they use. I can’t even picture how Flipper and Bourne are able to intertwine, which is why I need to watch this.

I don’t think you have to be an activist or a documentary-phile to enjoy this movie. Its about a real issue and a group of people who break the law for the greater good. Then again, the situation in Taiji should not be seen as a generalization for the whole of Japan. Every country has its secrets.

I haven’t been so excited about a documentary since Fahrenheit 9/11.

-phibz.

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Michael Jackson spam

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Remembering Michael Jackson and his influences

Posted on 27 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

Michael Jackson became a legendary entertainer long before his untimely death. His influence was global. Fans of different ethnicities wept as he moonwalked on stage or thrilled them on their television screens. Even entertainers from my hometown of Hong Kong considered Michael Jackson to be a great influence on their careers and lives, such as Aaron Kwok.

Many have flocked to buy his records and music to commemorate him, and certainly people will make profit off of it. It’s natural and inevitable. But I do not appreciate “Michael” for sending a spam comment to our blog about his death. Its just distasteful and disrespectful, I find. See for yourself:

Maybe I’m looking into it too much, but he did put his name as Michael, when his name was … broseph.

I say commemorate Michael Jackson with honor and respect. That’s all. Rest in peace MJ.

-phibz

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Michael Jackson RIP

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The King Of Pop – Michael Jackson

Posted on 26 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

We all heard the news. Michael Jackson passed away in Los Angeles at the UCLA Medical Center from presumably a cardiac arrest. The cause is unknown until an autopsy is performed. A tribute to the King of Pop:

The comeback couldn’t come but you certainly made a change. May you rest in peace.

-phibz.

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Wan Chai or Lan Kwai

Posted on 25 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

For all those who love Hong Kong or have ties and connections to this great city. Thanks to WouldYouLikeSomePie for the link:

Pretty solid music video. My favourite part – “No more 不谢!”. Get a glimpse of Terence Yin at the end with an Alive Not Dead t-shirt. Alive Not Dead spawned from a great mockumentary Terence was in called Four Heavenly Kings (四大天王) directed by Daniel Wu, about what goes on in the Hong Kong music industry. A clip:

Where would I live if I had to choose, Lan Kwai or Wan Chai? Hmm..

I’d become a drunk if I lived in Lan Kwai, but that goes for Wan Chai as well. Maybe Lan Kwai, less trannies there.

Keeping this one short. Thanks WouldYouLikeSomePie again.

-phibz.

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WALL-E

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Oscars to have 10 Best Picture nominees, why not LAST year!

Posted on 24 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

Variety reports in next year’s Academy Awards ceremony, there will be 10 Best Picture nominees. That is twice more than the usual five. Sid Ganis of the Academy says that it will give other types of movies a chance at gold, such as documentary, foreign-language, animated feature and “maybe even a comedy”. In this economy it also won’t hurt films to have more credibility and coverage at the box office.

Since the recession I always thought the film industry, especially Hollywood, was one of few still reeling in the big bucks. I mean, I definitely did not stop going to the theaters when Wall Street crashed, and movie tickets aren’t cheap in Canada. After reading the article, I wasn’t sure if I was happy or angry.

First, after reading that a comedy now has a shot at the Best Picture nomination brought much joy to my heart. I was big supporter of Juno two years ago and I look forward to film of similar caliber to join the big drama boys again. Also, having ten nominations gives the good old indie films a chance as well. Although Slumdog Millionaire certainly proved that an independent picture can win without having to double the nomination slots.

On the other hand – why couldn’t this have happened last year! Last year would have been a great year to have ten Best Picture nominations. I really think the Academy made this decision in response to the huge fan criticism one how they omitted The Dark Knight and Wall-E from the Best Picture category. Lets take a look at last year:

2008 Best Picture nominees:
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
The Reader

In my opinion, these are the five other films I would’ve included if there were ten slots, and with reason:

Gran Torino

Why this movie failed to received a single nomination is beyond me. Clint Eastwood directed himself in another memorable performance. Eastwood plays Korean war veteran with a very racist vernacular and appears as the antagonist at the beginning of the film but shifts to touch your hearts towards the end. What struck me most was Eastwood’s choice of casting genuine Hmong people who have no acting experience to play the supporting cast. When you watch their performance you don’t notice bad acting, but rather their reactions in real life.

The Dark Knight

TDK got snubbed. Big time. The world was not ready for such an epic film, which is why the Academy is now compensating by doubling the Best Picture nominees. For those of you who’ve seen the film, you know why it should have been nominated. For those of you who haven’t, f*** you. Get off your ass and go watch it. Watching Heath Ledger as The Joker leaves you breathless and wondering if the film should have been called The Joker.

The Wrestler

One of the best slice-of-life dramas I have ever seen. Daron Aronofsky used subtle documentary techniques to show a segment of a post-prime wrestler’s life without having to elaborate a vast backstory. All you needed to know is that he’s old, out of work and clearly has issues, but you love him. Mickey Rourke’s comeback is definitely complete.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

The needed comedy to every Best Picture roster. VCB was a sexy romantic comedy that truly stayed away from its sappy, gut-wrenching conventions. There was no ideal happy ending or a scene with an unnecessary long kiss with a sunset in the background. There was foreign, fun, erotic romance to the point where there was a three-person couple. The dynamics of the relationships between characters accompanied with an optimistic narrator made the picture controversial, questionable but over all stimulating. If you know what I mean.

WALL-E

Arguably the best Pixar animated feature, and this is includes Up. I’d hate to discredit traditional animated classics such as Aladdin or The Lion King, so I would rank WALL-E as the best 3D animated feature film of all time. I would have never imagined an animated film to even dare to have such vivid documentary characteristics. But the environmental context of the film made it work wonderfully. There was no dialogue in first half hour of the film and I assure you, no one found that boring or unnecessary (I think). Our human race is relentlessly trying to create artificial intelligence to assimilate human characteristics, but we’re still very far from succeeding. After watching WALL-E, I can tell you this – Andrew Stanton, is the first to breathe true life, personality and love into robots.

There’s my make-belief list of the Ten 2008 Best Picture nominees.

Don’t stop watching movies, please.

-phibz.

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Mayor Miller at Iron Road

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“Iron Road” Premiere Review

Posted on 23 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

The Banana Times was graciously invited to the world premiere of Iron Road at York University in Toronto, Ontario. Iron Road is a period film about the construction of the Canadian Pacific Railway in the early 1880s and the tragedies that surrounded it. Directed by David Wu, the film revolves around Little Tiger, a young Chinese girl from Hong Kong disguised as a boy who took the opportunity to earn money and search for her missing father by signing up to work for the railway.

When we were first invited to the screening and was told it was about Chinese immigrants who worked on the Canadian Railway, I immediately thought it was a documentary. But in fact it was a Canadian-produced feature with Sam Neill (Jurassic Park), Peter O’Toole (Laurence Of Arabia) and Hong Kong star Tony Leung-Ka Fai (Election).

Prior to the movie, many high-ranking members of the film industry and the government made several speeches, most notably David Miller, the Mayor of Toronto. In my opinion, the speeches were more influential and inspiring than the film itself.

Mayor Miller reminded us of Prime Minister Harper’s national apology to the Chinese population in 2006 for the head tax placed on Chinese immigrants after the railroad was completed. Another speaker said that none of the 15,000 Chinese workers were invited to the grand opening of the railway, and how they could not bring their families over because of the $500 head tax which at the time was worth over two years salary.

It was announced at the end of the screening that the film was not the final cut and many parts were taken out. If this were said at the beginning, I would’ve understood the choppy sound editing and pixelization of the image. I also discovered later that Iron Road is going to be released as a mini-series and not in theatres, which again, would have bred more understanding from the audience. On to the review:

Very mild spoiler alert

Little Tiger, played by Sun Li, was a firecracker salesman (salesgirl?) in Hong Kong and has a lot of experience with explosives which she demonstrates on the railroad. Sun’s performance was strong throughout the film and definitely stole the spotlight away from her counterpart Luke MacFarlane whose awkwardness never ceased, especially when his character abruptly fell in love with Little Tiger. I had to hold back laughter when he said, “Tiger! I love you!”. Sagat’s going to be confused.

Sam Neill played the father of MacFarlane’s character and held his ground as the ambitious manager of the railroad construction. My favourite part of the movie was Peter O’Toole’s witty performance as the British agent in Hong Kong who was responsible for gathering Chinese men for the railroad. His drunken, humorous personality and fatherly attitude towards Tiger alone should have earned him a much larger role.

Making a fiction feature film in Canada is beyond difficult without an abundance of helping hands. The application for numerous funds and joint productions is the reason why there is a lack of Canadian feature films. The selection process of these applications is also very strict as they require clear identification of Canadian culture, whatever that is, and market appeal.

Certainly the historic backdrop of Iron Road assimilates to the backbone of Canadian origins. But the inclusion of a sappy and unrealistic romance between a Canadian railroad manager and a Chinese girl disguised as a boy, diminishes the importance of this dark period in Canadian history. In the end, the film was not about the experiences of the Chinese railroad workers but the gut-wrenching melodrama between the two leads. There was so much that could have been expanded, but the cheesy romance prevailed. Imagine Saving Private Ryan not conveying the solider-life of World War II, but a love story between Tom Hanks and a German prostitute.

Other than the unnecessary romance, the repetitive soundtrack constantly dropped out at the end of certain scenes. Again, not knowing it was not the final cut, I would’ve understood the choppy editing. Several shots in the scenes of Hong Kong were largely pixelized, especially on objects with bright colours, as if they forgot to render their timeline on Final Cut or Premiere.

With the cheese and Hollywood assimilation aside, the racial and historic context of the film was clear. Without the passionate commentary made before the film by important figures of our industry and government, the film would have plummeted further.

Overall, the message was received, and I salute the families of those who worked on the railroad in order for us to have such a diverse and accepting society today.

The Banana Verdict:
out of 10

-phibz.

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Blood+ Poster

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Live-Action Blood: The Last Vampire

Posted on 22 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

Jun Ji-Hyun (My Sassy Girl) is set to star in the upcoming vampire action flick, Blood: The Last Vampire, a live-action adaptation of an anime movie of the same name, from the creators of Hero. It was also adapted into an anime television series called Blood+, which you should all stay far away from. Its pretty bad. It had so much potential. The characters were well written but the story drove the series into the ground.

But who am I to talk, apparently it was named “recommended as an excellent work” by the Japanese Media Arts Festival in 2005. But seriously, do not watch it. The Banana Rating speaks for itself:

out of 10

As great as My Sassy Girl was, I still have serious doubts about Blood. I think its less credible if they abandon the World War II context of the original animated film, which worries me since the trailer did not show any hints of the time period. The way they designed Saya’s (the protagonist) school girl outfit is also not very appealing. Why are they not using the sex appeal of Jun Ji-Hyun!? Chris Nohan, c’mon. AH! Just watch the clip!

Shorten the skirt or something! Lose some buttons? Have the chiropterans (that’s what they call their excuses for vampires) rip off her clothing? NOTHING!

Anyway, here are the latest clips from the live-action Blood: The Last Vampire:

Anyone see that up-skirt flash?

-phibz.

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Steven Daldry of “The Reader” to edit for Chinese audiences.

Posted on 21 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

Oscar-nominated British director Steven Daldry, known for Billy Elliot and The Hours, have considered editing his most recent Academy Award-winning picture, The Reader, for Chinese audiences. The sexually explicit film will not be released in theaters across China, but is currently part of the 12th Shanghai International Film Festival. Full story at Hollywood Reporter.

China lacks a ratings system for different age groups, therefore the government requires censorship and re-edits so that every movie that is released caters to all ages. Daldry states that he would consider editing the film depending on “how much they want to take out”. I have respect for Stephen Daldry’s unstubborn attitude towards China’s uptight censorship laws. For a director to go back to the drawing board and redo a piece of work that is already considered complete, in order for the wider world to experience, gets a lot of respect from me. It also makes sense financially as well. China is a billion-person audience that has not been fully tapped into, I’d say its a smart move.

Imagine if Basic Instinct was re-edited and released across China. How boring would that movie be? No leg spreading scene? But then again, the Chinese and Sharon Stone already have beef (around the 0:22 mark):

I hate to weigh out and put numeric value to human life, I really do. But what could justify a person to say an earthquake that killed 80,000+ people to be equivalent to a political struggle for independence between Tibet and China? Something in the back of my head just keeps screaming “Its a dumb blonde comment! Just leave it be!”. Speaking of dumb blondes, here’s a short film I made a couple years back – enjoy:

-phibz

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UpStoryboard04

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“Up” Colour Script

Posted on 20 June 2009 by Philbert Lui

I’m going to delay my movie review for Pixar’s Up a little more, and show you the colour script/storyboard of the movie. It is simple, beautiful and thoroughly proves that a picture is worth a thousand words.

The last image shows more emphasis on Russell’s Asian-ness. If it was a normal illustration or painting, it might be a little offensive, but its the simplistic portrayal of wider story so I think its alright.

More of the colour script at Lou Romano’s blog.

-phibz.

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